Thinking out loud about Weightloss

Hmmm...
Would a colonic help me before I weigh in?
How deep down my throat do I have to shove my finger before I puke?
AND exactly how much would the output weigh????
What is the street value of a good kidney? How much does it weigh?
Are they any other vital organs that are in pairs? Lungs perhaps
If I removed them all, would I be at my goal weight?
Where can I go to get a REALLY BAD stomach flu?
Steve Jobs lost weight with a hormone imbalance... Can I get one? Does it come in pill form?
Why doesn't my penis get fat along with the rest of me? I think this is UNFAIR!