Monday, February 2, 2009

First day of the rest of your life.

OK, I weighed in at 270.

Now I'm saying goodbye to 270. "Goodbye 270! Never want to see you again. Consider this your walking papers. It hasn't been nice and in fact I never liked you. You're fat and ugly. You weigh on me every waking moment. You bring me down. You un-complete me. I'd rather wear fur straight off the carcass."

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